Humor for the day

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It is good to laugh at least a few times a day;
a sense of completness permeates in you
when you do your daily share of calling a friend,
reading poetry, philosophy, religion, politics, humor or
whatever suits you.

ONE LINERS IN INDIAN ENGLISH.Indian1: Oye, what will happen if electricity was not discovered?
Indian2: Nothing, then we would have watched TV in candle light.

Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, MOHAMED, GANDHI and BUDHA?”
Indian: “All were born on government holidays…!!!

Teacher: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Indian: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

Indian1: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Indian2: Wow!!! That’s an unbelievable exchange!!!

Judge: Don’t U have shame? It is the 3rd time U R coming to court..
Indian: U R coming daily, don’t U have shame?

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Indian: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Indian: Bcoz it is Black & White



Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.
The Indian man said to the American, “You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven’t even met once.’ We call this arranged marriage. I don’t want to marry a woman whom I don’t know or love. I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.”

The American said, “Talking about love marriages… I’ll tell you my story.”

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.. “After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father’s father-in-law.”

Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father’s brother and so he is my uncle.

Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father’s son, my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.. And you say you have family problems???

I hope you got the much deserved break for the moment.
Enjoy the rest of the day


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About Mike Ghouse

Dr. Mike Ghouse is a public speaker and the Executive Director of the Center for Pluralism in Washington, DC. He is committed to building cohesive societies and offers pluralistic solutions on issues of the day. More about him at